Ok, so I’m a klutz. We know this.
I somehow managed to trip on my computer cord, skid on my carpet, and bonk my head on the desk in one move.
Pretty sure that level of coordinated screw-uppery is regulated for the Klutz Olympics final round. I’m fairly certain I stuck the landing so I might scrape the podium for that one.
can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs
like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?
honestly companies/places that do that are scum
I’m pretty sure in the U.S. this is illegal under ADA.
You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”?
If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.
I like how people assume some people critiquing the book haven’t read it
I’ve read it. I didn’t find it uplifting or even really good.
I found it pretentious.
Maybe this is because cancer is way too close for me to read about, I don’t know.
he is so smart
with his scar
and his broomstick
- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy
#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius
Is there a link to proof…
(it’s not actually canon)
are you calling me a liar